- parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
- me: well they turned into a cunt
First they were cool now im just like…..
dylan and cole sprouse are 20
that’s so raven has been off the tv (other than reruns) for 6 years
lizzie mcguire ended over 9 years ago
shrek 1 came out 11 years ago
hilary duff is pregnant
miley cyrus is engaged
monsters inc came out 11 years ago
how fucking old am i
Teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being homosexual.
- middle of test with 100+ students. dead quiet.
- stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of the humpback whale.
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